i just found a gobstopper that had rolled behind my keyboard and was hanging out there for, i don't know, the last month. i went into a pre-sugar frenzy, having had hardly any sugar for two days. "yes!!!! pure sugahhhhh!" i nearly popped it into my mouth, and then realized how gross that was on at least two levels. one, it had been there for a month (i know this because i got some gobstoppers on my third day here), and although i'm sure gobstoppers could survive a nuclear holocaust, they probably shouldn't. and who knows how much cleaning spray landed on it? they actually clean our offices here.
and secondofly*, why would i eat a gobstopper in the first place? gross!
so i relectantly threw the gobstopper in the trash. and now i am wondering how gross it would be to pick it out of the trash and eat it. i mean, there's hardly anything in my trash anyway. how dirty is a trash bag?
* this is not a typo. go watch yourself some arrested development!
4 comments:
you sound like a junkie who has decided maybe they are "gonna' kick tomorrow" and go digging through the garbage to rinse their old cottons, for one last hit
seriously. there is nothing to satiate the sugar demon, except maybe four pounds of sourdough bread.
_*"BEST WOMAN FOR THE GOB(STOPPPER)"_*
You are having too much fun or too much time :)
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